Let's be honest - I've been using this blog for the past two years to absorb a variety of nasty feelings.
Much like that box of baking soda you keep in the fridge for a few years to soak up odors.
Eventually, the Arm and Hammer just turns into a big grody brick and you need to let go of it.
Yeah - I totally just said grody. I actually said it earlier today, and decided it needs a comeback.
What I realized though, is that it's been a long time since I wrote anything funny.
And I am funny.
I'm a lot of things, but at the top of most peoples' lists is funny.
Time to bring it back.
Starting with the next post. I have nothing.
I mean.
NOTH.
ING.
Shit, how does Stella get her groove back?
Doesn't she go to Jamaica?
Hmm.
Well, that won't make me funny. Tan, well-rested maybe. But not funny.
ae
Much like that box of baking soda you keep in the fridge for a few years to soak up odors.
Eventually, the Arm and Hammer just turns into a big grody brick and you need to let go of it.
Yeah - I totally just said grody. I actually said it earlier today, and decided it needs a comeback.
What I realized though, is that it's been a long time since I wrote anything funny.
And I am funny.
I'm a lot of things, but at the top of most peoples' lists is funny.
Time to bring it back.
Starting with the next post. I have nothing.
I mean.
NOTH.
ING.
Shit, how does Stella get her groove back?
Doesn't she go to Jamaica?
Hmm.
Well, that won't make me funny. Tan, well-rested maybe. But not funny.
ae
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